Boys will be boys!
Here is my brother with his mobile phone:
Here is the same brother WITHOUT his mobile phone
Well, what is a phone, when one can have a girl AND a drink:

"Check out my drink mat, it´s REM´s CD, finally I found
a good use for it."

ULF! She´s my mom, stop chatting her up! NOW!
Concentrate on the GHS...
Snillen Spekulerar

"So if I had 24 beers when I came, Nilla drank 5 and I
have had 12, how many do you think I have left???"

"Benny can you help me? If I hade 24 beers with me,
Nilla has downed 5 and I´ve had 15, how many......"

Guess who is coming from, and who is going to the toilette!
Another five points in the pott!